Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Male Models In Diapers And Plastic Pants

travel diaries

So type that!

After my return from the Polish C, a few thoughts to my head is usually empty, began to knock.
Well, they, as usual chaotic as possible.

During the journey, the necessary seems to be the środki.Wszystko All right, if the distance from point A to point G is niewielka.Gorzej but if you must travel more than the average projection of beretem.Co should then be done? Well, I was used to travel with PKP.Choć then this might not help the best description "of this."
Despite repeated questions, comparisons, and requests to be checked - no, I repeat NOTHING, the arrival of the train to the destination station is not nohow to rozkładu.Co more nice ladies in the information and knowledge as much as I do, because the use of the portal pasażera.No lack TEST words.

Lord over the counter is a separate category - once almost sent me over the Oder by Berlin.Tym time, however, a nice lady deigned to sell us a ticket, which allowed the ride of thirteen (!) Station less than docelowa.Padaka.
Not counting the countless transfers trip took us seven and a half godziny.Przebyliśmy at that time a staggering distance of 200 km.Co gives the average travel speed of the order of 26 km / h.Królik moves faster.

However, as the monopoly of the railway should not have too much choice when it comes to such travel, and prawka nobody in their right mind I can not ... Closing the case Pierdolących
Every passenger carriers, dive into the further thoughts, like a gypsy in the shit.
So with gratitude and taste.

reading during the journey a little lengthy newspaper, I stumbled upon the adventures of Mr. Joseph Tarasiewicza.Pan went out from his home in Galicia, and was in Ustrzyki Upper (or Lower there, fuck with it). Moreover, in the meantime he lost his memory. Locating the identity of this family and it took about half an roku.Dlaczegóż it? Well Wife and the daughter of that, did not report his disappearance to policję.Przez half a year had decided that as he was offended (before the disappearance) he should first be odezwać.Chuj the fact that he could no longer live, the most important is offended pride about two pizd.Niech assess this story.

What could cause such a breakdown of social bonds in the lowest cell of society (read: family)? Telewizję.Jestem I bet I am not averse to it today and it is precisely because of its secret power wciągania.Między serials absorbed fascination with someone imaginary "Real life", we forget about their own.
who does not believe, let zmierzy.Oto little experiment, which is prepared for you, my dear głuptasy.

will need us, ready to
family dinner
TV

During obiadku, the guerrilla will start your telewizor.Niech some fucked serial, cokolwiek.Ucichną conversation, and every member and every pussy in sight stares telepudło.Róbcie so every day by several years, and then you will see that you live under one roof with strangers ludźmi.Fajnie not?

uwaga.Jeżeli And finally you have a blog where you share your thoughts , Then I beg you whore.

Ajns!
want to write about things important and intelligent? That it somehow argumentami.Inteligentnymi.Niestety Show your support there is among such intellectual mediocrity.
Cfaj!
Do not even try to argue with smarter than yourself - go out on durnia.Durniu.
Draj! Learn
logiki.Pomaga.
Fir! Sometimes
uniesiesz.A think it is! charades are cool, especially if someone is too stupid to solve them.

Mad Fish.

Ps. Coming
today by bus, our driver (the bus) and drove up the road forced the priority radiowóz.Mili unmarked men with mustache cock and joined a long time opierdolili autobusiarza.Jak badge will entitle to stand above the law?

JP at 25% because the dygam terribly.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Paintball Guns Tac 5 Service

świątełczna gorołczka

Mery chrysmas Gumby!

Holidays today are no longer distant future, but almost spełnionym.Wszyscy nightmare as one man after markietach zapierdalają district and the shops (I will add it as a curiosity in Swahili is not a shop determine a housing estate - as the shops, or settlements in Uganda does not exist). Our mothers, wives and mistresses as stupid zapieprzają in the kitchen preparing a delicious Christmas dishes to be prepared, because it makes tradycja.Chuj that no one has them, so zobowiązuje.Mamy tradition on Christmas Eve and then the whole table is set chujstwem that we must "but try" because my mother / wife / grandmother and opierdoli thread of the tydzień.Jednakże fuckin joke that's just the proverbial small pikuś.Najgorszy is Hordy.Zapowiadany invasion for weeks, but always comes too early ... powdered old aunt must smother with kisses and wytargać hair, uncles asking whether a lady caught in the eye, while the old grandfather zbol or no boobs fajne.Pewnie, that cool when I kiego cycem niewyjściowym.Kiedy lady with barbarians already sit at the table, starts wpierdylanie.Rytuał described above - so I will not powtarzał.Zanim starts great eats away, divide the previously zajebanym the rectory (so I'm doing: P ) opłatkiem.I what do you wish from my aunt who is talking here only about her herpes zoster? Or what his grandfather, and so did not hear?


Returning to the chronological order of time comes I have nothing against prezentów.Nie czapkom and szalikom, but the two boxes is no longer bends. Once

gardłodziurki obżarci after we fall to sleep, nothing coming from the gas bill the other day with him World. aqua vitae Pópulo Poloniae - vodka! suddenly reminded of someone who 40 years earlier zajebał favorite chocolate, which is a fool's grandfather and grandmother lafirynda.Ze amazement concealed alcoholic haze listen as Uncle policeman windows patting, and aunt, weighing one billion tons of mini popierdalała, arousing lust sex scandal uglier and trash.

incredulity our annual zadyma ends when the relative of the more krewkiego pan receives a blow between the eyes for calling his beloved mother kaszalotem.Nie your fault That prompted the association to the same ...

second day of Christmas sit and drink coffee for a hangover and a promise that never again organize the Christmas for "those debili", although you know very well that you cheat yourself.


All resemblance to living persons and real events intended.


herring

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Blood Protein And Mucus In Wee

mark of the bam!

April 1989.

crowded tram, in the warm spring dzień.Młoda mother holds the hands of fellow two-year chłopca.Wśród whole social mosaic mother near the end PRL.Siedzący menel talks to politely
-Oh, What a nice kid! you to my uncle? "Give Uncle a kiss! Despite
horror on the face of his mother the boy eagerly Menel kisses on the cheek. Ot
story like many others, nothing interesting.
Really?

Summer 2001

The same boy, a bit older but is waiting at the door when sklepem.Po monopoly, sees the face of complacent buddy has sold
-Let 's go!
After a while unscrewing the wine in a nearby forest, and how are young people get drunk to unconsciousness.

September 2008

Punk concert, music napierdalamy, people get hurt (dance). Rear known in some circles knajpy.Dwóch young men unscrews the bottle and drink to dna.Porozumiewawcze look and bottles of wine make wine, splash against the wall.

December 2009

-herring, you go for jabola?
-No whore, what a question ...



whore And I say that this is the fault of this Menel then, not mine!